hi i'm sabine and i eat a lot of frozen stuff. it’s usually pretty bad. i mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? it’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab.
Guess I got what I deserved. Kept you waiting there too long my love …
You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.